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DEAR BITING ANTS

  • WHY ARE YOU ON MY COMPUTER STOP
  • NO FOOD HAS BEEN IN THIS ROOM FOR MONTHS STOP
  • PLEASE VACATE IMMEDIATELY STOP
  • MAY ANT HELL CONTAIN AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SADISTIC SIX YEAR OLDS WITH MAGNIFYING GLASSES STOP
  • END TRANSMISSION

Google Answers: Ants in a microwave oven »

I observed this today and looked it up. Kind of neat.

Now that I think about it, swarms of ants have had a really positive influence on my life:

  • I keep a spotless kitchen, because there’s no other choice
  • They’ve forced me to research the workings of microwaves
  • Roaches, once so repulsive to me, are now almost laughable next to the sinister plague of ants